WE'VE GOT PAYET

For French playmaker Dimitri Payet who was sensational in 2015-16. His free kicks and dribbling made him a fan favourite before his controversial departure to Marseille in January 2017.

We've got Payet,
Dimitri Payet,
I just don't think you understand,
He's Harry Redknapp's man,
He's better than Zidane,
We've got Dimitri Payet!